|This is a walkthrough for the game Hamtaro Ham-Ham Heartbreak. It was made by MikaUtsukushi, how takes long to do it. So please, don't steal it and claim it's yours!|
You first get asked what your names are going to be for the two hamsters you are going to control. Of course as always the defaults are the names for the characters, Hamtaro and Bijou. Use your own wacky names if you wish. Now as always a adventure game usually always begins with a cutscene. You'll see a hamster breaking hearts with his pitchfork and then notices you (Hamtaro). You are brought to your certain doom but... it turns out it was a dream. Boss wakes you up from your nightmare and asks you to come downstairs. You then trip on Snoozer, and fall down in a bucket full of water. You'll then shake the bucket off and shake yourself dry, but oops, you got your dictionary from the last game all wet and now most of your words are gone. Anyway you'll go into the new and improved Dance Room for this game and learn the usual, Hamha (Greeting), Tack-Q (Roll), HifHif (Sniff, and much faster than last time) and DigDig (Dig). And for the DigDig you get a Love Meter which will be discused later. So once that's done Boss will send you off to find Bijou.
|The Sunny Peak Saga|
1. Getting Bijou: Go to, of course Sunny Peak. You'll get a screen-in of what Sunny Peak looks like. Now go up. You'll see Bijou walk to the right, but then you will hear her scream. Apparently something happened to her. But we will save her soon. Cross the battery and the log. Stickie (Poke) the moving grass to learn Blushie (Embarrass). (Stickie there again to get a nasty surprise. Hur hur hur.) Now go up. You will see two hamsters that are troubled by something. Say Hamha to them to find out why they are troubled. They say that they want to reach the bent over sunflower (on the right) without using a Tack-Q everytime. Use Tack-Q on the pinkish one and he will jump on the blueish greyish one. They will then realize they can stack each other up and will learn the Ham-Chat Hamlift (Piggyback). You'll try to attempt it, but... you'll fall and can't remember it. They both will exclaim that you need a partner to perform the Ham-Chat. Anyway go up the log steps and you will see the fat loveable oaf, Oxnard, and he's crying. Aww... poor thing. Let's see why he's crying. Say Hamha and he will tell you that Pepper (his girlfriend) got up and left him and he's feeling Bluhoo (Sad). We'd love to help you right now Oxnard but we need to find Bijou first. Anyway go up to the log next to him and a hamster from another peak will shout Heyhoo (Call For). You'll then gain the Ham-Chat. It's a new word, there are many other new ones to find and many old ones got replaced. Anyway, carry on right and step on the pink hankerchief. A hamster will be super angry at you for stepping on her hankerchief and will accuse you of Gogo (Ride)-ing it. She'll then take it from you. Go back to Oxy's screen and step on the newspaper. She'll then repeat the angry rant. Rinse and repeat and step on the strap. She'll then think it's filthy and give it to you. Now go right and HifHif the moving grass. This is Seedric, he serves as the Delichu (Delicious) hamster like in the previous game. If you have any acorn's he'll trade you them for 20 seeds. No go to the right. Step on the red, white and blue feather and say Lookie (Look). A shadow will fly past you. Say Hamha and you'll recieve a Ham-Jam, yes oh my god they are back. Anyway climb down the vine. Pepper will be sitting on the sunflower leaf, but you can't get to her at the moment. Climb down the other vine. Oh yea, if you see those holes with those signs, those are exits. Now you'll see a boat but go to the left and say Hamha and Lookie. He will then trail on to his item but then will realize you're looking for a girl. He did hear a girl call out from behind the boulder. He says you can PakaPaka (Bite) all you want but you won't get through. Now go right and get aboard the boat. PakaPaka the rope and you'll be floating down the river, but unfortunatly you can't control it so just relax and enjoy the cutscene. Once you're done talk to the hamster that's just walking around. He'll then teach you PutPut (Put, yea that's reaaaaal original) anyway just go left. You'll see a swan shaped thing out in the river. Heyhoo near the bank and a hamster will pop out from underneith. He says his name is Seamore and he's a hamster that can actually swim. He will ask you for a favor as soon as he crawls out of the water. He'll ask you to Offdoff (Remove) the thing from his shell. Do so and he'll take it from you and leave. Now go Offdoff the battery and PutPut the battery in the boat. Now you can drive the boat to the dock where Bijou is. Once you have done that she'll rush over to you and explained what happened and teach you Mega-Q (Big) with a new enlarging animation. You will then do the HifHif check and do you're victory pose. Now you can take Bijou over to see Boss, but first she's concerned with Pepper and Oxnard. So let's help them out.
2. Couple 1, Oxnard and Pepper: Go back to the hamsters that said Hamlift. Now you can learn Hamlift and now you can reach Pepper. Use Hamlift on the sunflower petals and say Yep-P when Pepper ask's you for your ear. Now when she climbs down say Bluhoo and she will say Oopsie (Sorry) and run back to Oxnard's zone. You will automaticly follow. Now a short cutscene pursues the happy couple with Gossip-P (Small Talk) learned and once they look at each other the floating hearts above their heads will join together and you will go to the screen with your love meter and it will fill slightly with a blue liquid. Now once they are done head back.... but.... a voice will come at you. OH NO IT'S THE GUY FROM HAMTARO'S DREAM! Apparently his name is Spat and he hates love so once he's done with his speech, you will see the map screen with the little Spat icon on it. Once done Bijou will teach you Smoochie (Love) you'll then go back to the Clubhouse.
You'll have a short cutscene back to the Clubhouse with Bijou explaining what happened. Boss will think it's strange. You'll hear another voice (Or see another speech box) and a hamster with an angel costume will pop in. Her name is Harmony and knows about Spat and all the trouble he's causing. So she wants you to defeat Spat once and for all. She'll explain the Love Meter is used by seeing how much love you saved and if the liquid fills all the way to the top (which it will if you follow this) something good will happen. She'll also sense where Spat is by asking her upstairs, kind of useless because once you finish defeating Spat at the level and you come back to the Clubhouse, she will tell you where he is and unlock a new level. Anyway... head back to Sunny Peak.
|Sunny Peak, Spat Mission|
1. Couple 2, Arnie and his li'l bro: Go up where you learned Hamlift. The blueish grey hamster is missing the pinkish one. He wonders where he went... Hmmm... will fix that later. Anyway go all the way to the hamster that taught you Pakapaka. He'll see that you found the girl that you were looking for, now he asks to find a swan shaped thing. That's funny we saw a swan shaped thing on Seamore's back. So let's go back to the Clubhouse, also say Hamha to the hamster that taught you PutPut, he will teach you Bestest (Fantastic). To the Clubhouse you go to the photo studio (It has a picture of a camera on the rug). Say Lookie to Seamore and he will give it to you. Go back to the PakaPaka hamster. He will gladly take the seat of your hands and go back to the area where you recieve'd Condor's Wing. The little hamster blocking the cave turns out to be his little brother, and PakaPaka hamster is now dubbed as Arnie. (Not a good choice for names by me but, that's the dubber's choice.) Anyway they'll open the door by using the new Ham-Chat Sesam-E (Open). The door will close behind them so say Sesam-E too and go in. Go in the opening you can reach and once the cutscene is over head all the way left. Start going up, Bijou will explain about the sign. Anyway keep going up. Now here's a surprise. If you keep going right outside, you'll see that it's not Bijou that's following you. It's Arnie's Little Brother! Say Hamha to him and he'll start to cry, also notice the monkey blocking the cave. Same thing as last time, find some bananas and he will leave. So go right, and look who's here! Vendy, we havn't seen you much lately, how's the kids? Anyway s/he will offer three different items. A Tear Source, a Rattle and some Bananas. What should we get class? You, over there in the back? The rattle? YOU GET A SUPER F. It's the bananas you idiot. So buy them and ignore what Vendy says, they are needed. Give them to the monkey. Go off screen, and go back. Slip on the peel and ALB will be happy and calm down. HifHif the rock and the note. Go back down to the caves. He will explain where his house is. It's left, down, left, up and up. Follow the directions and Sesam-E the door with him. He'll whine because Arnie isn't here. Go up to him and Arnie and Bijou will walk in and a cutscene will follow. With the Ham-Chat Hamigos (Best Pal) another love is saved. Once they are done you will automaticly leave.
Couple 3, Hamlift Duo and Spat Mission: So go down and right and say Hamha to Vendy. Buy the oil can. And go up. Bijou will follow you now. Go right and up the rope. Oh no it's Spat and he kidnapped the pink Hamlift hamster! He'll do a speech and say MEDDLERS! (I love it when he says it like that. It's sooo hilarious. ) Anyway once he's done say Hamigos to him. He'll walk away, then say it to him again and like laws of cartoon physics he won't notice he's walking on air until he sees it. Then the announcer box will say he's fallen, he will use his winged costume to fly away. Wait until he flies away or he'll nag you. After he's left the screen, the map will come back and the Spat Icon will leave. The pink Hamlift hamster will struggle some more and the gag will fall. Now PakaPaka the ropes and free him/her. S/he'll say Libert-T (Freedom) and now you will leave with him/her to the blue-grey one. A cutscene will be activated with some fan slapping and confessions. With that Ham-Chat LoveDove (Cherished) gained you rescued another love. Now go offscreen and back again. Talk to the pink one and s/he will teach you Bloat-T (Bloated). Now go back to the cave where you learned Sesam-E in the first screen of the cave do a PutPut on the switch and press A. You'll hear something move. Now go back to the cart screen where Vendy was when you had ALB. Don't go up the rope, we'll cover that at the end. Say PutPut on the cart and then Gogo on it. A cutscene will follow with Hamtaro and Bijou riding the cart. If you worried about the other path that was shown in the cutscene before the landing, don't worry it just leads you back to the first screen cave. So if you have gotten to another cave then two other hamsters will make sure your OK from the fall and teach you RubRub (Polish) and will explain what the rocks are used for. This time instead of a weight, rocks will be used as jewelry when RubRub-ed. Once you learn RubRub the RubRub room in the Clubhouse will be opened. Anyway we done all we could so let's head back to the Clubhouse.
|Clubhouse, Seamore's Woe|
As you enter the Clubhouse a cutscene will persue. Seamore will notice a love note on a cushion and run to Boss and explain about the letter. Boss will read the letter in his speech box about a love note to Barette (Seamore's Girlfriend) and it's signed by a hamster named Broski. Go to Boss and say Hamha and he will explain what transpired and opened up a new area called Sandy Bay, no not Sandy's Bay, it dosn't belong to her and she's not there. Let's go there because we have to.
Couple 4, Seamore and Barette: Ah... Sandy Bay, a beautiful beach side... and oh great, Spat's here in the first screen. He does his impression of the Kool-Aid guy, notices you, and then runs off. The little map will show your location and Spat icon. This will come everytime you encoutner Spat so as of now when you do encounter Spat and the Map cutscene will show, I'll just say Spat Icon Cutscene. Pretty fair right, anyway let's continue. Go down and you'll see a big hamster and a couple other hamsters doing the Hif-Hif animation. This is Pineapple Soccer, like Strawberry Soccer, except with a different fruit. Say Lookie to the big hamster and he'll talk, go left after he's done. You'll see a green and a pinkish hamster, and one of them is a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man. Say Lookie to both and then say Hamha where the pinkish one tries to teach the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man how to swim and will teach FussFuss (Worry) too. View cutscene DigDig in the pail and get a blue marble and go to the right, this hamster looks pretty important. He dosn't look like a worthless NPC. Let's talk to him. He says his name is Broski. BROSKI! Say Lookie and he dosn't have a clue what you are talking about. So Bijou finally realizes this must be a trick. Broski will keep watch. Now go up and say Hamha to the sad looking hamster. Apparently her husband pulled a Blanko (Forget) on their anniversary. Say the standard Lookie and she'll say something about Barette. Go to the hamster in the sun lounger, ARE YOU A OLIVE OIL TAN HAMSTER TOO?! Nah, he states he uses real oil if you decide to HifHif him. Anyway, Tack-Q him to Learn Bizaroo (Strange) and then Lookie, go right and say hi to another starlette hamster. Say Lookie and she'll talk about Barette. Now go right, in the enterance screen will be two hamster girls. Say Hamha and they will teach you Tinglie (Tingle). Say Lookie and the blue and cream hamster will answer for both of them. Go back to Broski's screen. He should be mock surfing. Say Hamha and you will have a chat, and he will move his surfboard, once he realises he's in the way. Now go right. You will activate a cutscene where Spat throws Barette on a board to rescue Seamore. He lies of course, and leaves on his cool Spat raft. Bijou will talk to Barette from afar and Barette will teach Gasp-P (Oh No!). Now go back to the Clubhouse and tell Seamore Gasp-P. He will go to Sandy Bay right away, so will you. Watch the cutscene as Seamore and Barette reunite and teach Fend-D (Defend) and another love will be rescued. By this time or the next couple your love meter should have changed a green color by now. This means a love boost. When this happens you can RubRub rocks better, there are some rocks that you want get on the first try so keep reuniting couples to get the strongest power. Anyway HifHif the board, it's important at the end. Also HifHif the jar, you'll get a riddle with music notes.
Couple 5, Pashmina and Penelope: Go back to the main beach, and Bijou will wonder if you and her could make babies er, be better friends. She asks where the captain of the boat is. Now follow the riddle. How do you do that you ask? See these yellowish rocks scattered on the beach, these are the music notes. So let's go up where miss prissy pants (the starlette hamster) is and Tack-Q that rock. Mi. Now go down Broski's zone and Tack-Q the rock near the dock. Do. Go back to the Mi rock. Mi. Let's go to Blanko and Bizaroo area and Tack-Q the rock farest from Bizaroo. Re. Now let's Tack-Q the rock near Bizaroo twice. Fa Fa. Let's Tack-Q Re again. Re. Once again, Mi. Then go back to the dock and Tack-Q the farther up rock. So. Last of all let's Tack-Q Do. If you have your sound on, you can hear the notes you just tackled, and hear something big move. Go back to the starlette's zone, while were there, let's HifHif her and she will ask to compliment her, if we do it correctly, we'll get the pineapple she's holding. Say Tinglie and we will get it. Now say Bestest and she will teach Dazzlie (Beautiful). Tack-Q the giant rock with the music note on it and we get a Ham-Jam. DigDig in the hole to find a secret island with a blue hamster. Say Hamha and then FussFuss. He'll explain he's the captain of the ship on the docks. SO GET YOUR FURRY ARSE AT THE SHIP! And he will. 'Cause I just yelled at him. Anyway follow him back to the docks and talk to him and you will go to what I dub Dizzy For You Island, why? Because that's the BGM music playing in the background. Anyway go up the ladder and you will see Pashmina pulling on Penelope's sheet. After that's done go say Hamha to Penelope, and Bijou will talk to her. After the speech, go right and you will see Penelope jumping on Pashmina's favorite scarf, now if you're smart you'll notice Penelope is saying Ookwaa and Ookyaa. Now once Penelope is done, HifHif the scarf, and you'll talk to Pashmina, she'll continue to be teary eyed after you talk to her. Go to the left and you'll see a dark grey hamster enter in the hula room. You may want to note his speech box and displeasing additude. Anyway talk to the hamster that's guarding the enterance. He says we need the song. What song? Dizzy For You of course. Let' go find it, go right and in the enterance by Pashmina, you'll be in a restaurant type thing. Talk to the blue green hamster to get the song. Now go back to the guard and present it to him. You'll go in the dance room to find, Pashmina? Let's talk to her. Then say Tack-Q. She'll be raging angry, now say Stickie, even more angry. Finally say Scrit-T (Scratch). Notice what she says at the end. PTHPH! Your not Pashmina, then 'Pashmina' runs out, knocking out Hamtaro. Follow her! She'll make the guard dizzy, now right. She will run past the real Pashmina, now follow them, Penelope will climb up the ladder, follow her now! They both will be quarlling at the top. Bijou will say this reminds her of an old folk tale. Let's climb down and enter the restaurant thing again. Let's talk to the hamster that's taking a nap. Say Hamha then Heyhoo. This sleepy guy is Elder Ham, who Howdy says can't go without taking a nap in the middle of a chestnut sandwhich. He'll began telling a fable about two mothers and a child. He'll fall asleep in the middle of it though. Now Heyhoo him again, and you'll get the word Tuggie (Tug) out of it. Now to be honest I have no idea if that folk tale is just made for the video game or not, I don't think I've heard a referance of it. Anyway go back to the duo Pashmina and Penelope's spot. Now say Tuggie to both of them. It will show who the winner is. The winning Pashmina will laugh in the other one's face and the losing Pashmina will cry, Penelope knows that which Pashmina is which. The winner will be like 'hey no fair! I'm the faker' accidently revealing it's Spat. Now before Spat does anything else, PENELOPE USED TACKLE! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! Now Spat will fall and jump away on a fish. No more Spat for Sandy Bay! Now they will relieved and teach Snorklie (Deep).
Couple 6, The Sea Captain and his Wife: This should be fairly simple. Now go back to the green room where you encountered the fake Pashmina, go in front of the mirror and press A. This is basicly an editing room where you can edit your moves for Dizzy for You. Basicly just change which ever words you want. Either way you win. Anyway compete for one seed. When you win you recieve an orange hibiscus. Now return to the docks and say Ta-Dah (if you haven't learned Ta-Dah, then go to the soccer field, agree to play, and talk to the Tinglie duo at the enterance and learn it) to the sea captain. He'll rush back to shore and you will follow him to his wife. A cutscene will pursue, a love will be reunited and a Ham-chat will be learned. Bond, HamBond (Bond).
First go to the Clubhouse, there really isn't anything special going on here... except you notice that Harmony stays downstairs after you talk to her, she has a new Ham-Chat to tell you. It's PassChat (Tell). Now once you learned that, go to the map. You'll notice a new Sunflower Marking near the carnival icon, why that's Fun Land of course, an amusement park for Ham-Hams, not as big as Ham-Ham Land from the first movie, but that was a huge area, just for the movie. Anyway once you enter, you might recognize this zone from the first cutscene. Anyway talk to the hamster next to the robot. He'll throw some garbage on the ground and tell his robot to Scrub-B (Clean) it. And he will do so. So now, that's done, go behind them and up. Tack-Q the Red hamster to reveal it's Ham-Red. Sometimes in Japanese theme parks they usually have a show for the kids, here we see a Power Rangers referance. He'll teach us Blash-T (Angry). Anyway this area of the park is the games of chance, you don't win stuffed animals though. D: Anyway, the first one to the left is called Stickie Note. Stickie Note requires you to catch multicolored paper to earn points, the multicolored paper are in three categories. Pink is 50 points, blue is 30 points and white is 10 points. Occasionaly it will drop a lightbulb. I'm not sure what the light bulb does but don't catch it, it would probably distract you from better paper. You should probably play the game while your here because there is something important in this game. Get 600 to 790 points to get a green marble. Alright get out of there and let's go to the next one. It's called Tic-Tac-Q. Wait this format looks kind of familiar... it's a redone version of Tac-Q Bowling from HHU! You also get a better prize. BTW you have an option for who'll be playing, I do suggest using Hamtaro since Bijou will go automatically and screw up somehow. Bowl all 9 rows and you get the Ham-Jam Flower Waltz. Before we leave for the next game... let's Stickie that guy who talks to us. He'll teach us Delin-Q (Bad) which gives us some wicked shades for a split-second. Anyway... next game is DigDig It. There is a word to learn but we first need another word so I think we should start going on ahead with our Spat Mission.
Spat Mission and Couple 7 The Robot and his inventor: When we walked in Spat was nowhere to be seen, where is he? Well if you went back to the park enterance why don't we go left. Here's a heartwarming scene between a family at the park. Looks like the kid got a butterfly his dad caught. Don't you love getting pets at a amusement park? They always die the next week. Um... yeah anyway. It seems this is the concession part of the park, bad news for me and people with braces they only seem to sell popcorn. Never liked popcorn anyway, but you can buy it and eat it for yourself for a cute animation. Go up and here's more benches and bushes and a green hamster. This is Green Ham of the Ham Rangers, he'll be useful for later. Anyway more uppiness! Here's the enterance to the super roller coaster. Also here is Maxwell! He's got his nose burried in a book as usual. Say hi to him if you wish and he will tell you about how Stan and Sandy invited him here. Where are our favorite tiger twins anyway? Oh well let's go to the roller coaster and have us some fun. BTW you see there's a hole next to the bench. When your at the enterance right near the stairs go right and Digdig there to get 50 sunflower seeds! Go up the stairs and encounter a cut-scene where the roller coaster operator is telling himself that the roller coaster has gone insane and won't stop. If you noticed when the coaster zooms by the enterance and exit platform it's Stan and Sandy on the ride, oh no! We must save them! Head down the stairs go right and here is the Ham Rangers show which we will cover in a bit. Go right some more and apparently the twirly cups that you ride in and throw up in a trash can if you spun around to fast in ride has broken down and a hamster is really angry at that. I think we should go right some more. The ferris wheel is down. We need to go see what's wrong with the maitenence so let's go down! More hot bench action folks. Down more and here are some balloons, a boutique and some trees. Let's Tack-Q the balloon cart to reveal that Ham Pink is in there taking a little nap or waiting for some cute ham guy to get a balloon then rape him. Anyway she'll teach Koochie-Q (Pretty) and will continue laughing until you go off screen. If you do go right you'll be back at the park enterance so you don't see any other place to go to solve the rides going wacky scenerio. I have an idea let's go pass the trees and into the place where the rides are operated! Spat's here so this must be why the rides are going haywire. You'll see a hamster bound and gagged (seesh does Spat have a bondage fetish or something?) and Spat poking the controls with his pitchfork, because if you want to mess up a controls system you have to poke it with something and never ever use your fingers. Anyway let's Pakapaka the ropes on that hamster. He will try to stop Spat but he'll be thrown over to your side of the room. The bound and gagged hamster will mention something about the robot out in front of the park and we'll have to Heyhoo for him. Let's go back to the enterance to Heyhoo for the robot. Do so and before you go back to the control room you must go and Tack-Q the garbage can and Hifhif the garbage. Now go one screen right and listen to the green hamster pacing about. He will teach Chukchuk (Give Up) now go to the control room. You will see the cutscene that the robot can only Scrub-E and since Spat's not trash he can't be cleaned. So let's go up to Spat and say Chukchuk which will then make Spat wear a hat made out of garbage. Go to the robot and say Scrub-E and the robot will pick up Spat and take him somewhere, probably just outside the park enterance. Watch the cutscene and see that the robot and inventor's love has been formed or built and will teach Tiptop (Excellent) and will some reason have a flower over the robot's head. After words the rides will be fine again.
Couple 8 Sandy and Maxwell: Since the rides are back to normal speed, Sandy and Stan must have gotten of the ride and somewhere, let's go to the Teacups and find that they are there but they look displeased about something. Talk to Stan and say Gasp-P and he will say that we must Hamteam (Cooperate) to get Maxwell's attention to Sandy again. (Maxwell must really love his books more then Sandy to not pay attention to her. :<) Say of course the standard Yep-P and go back to Maxwell and use Offdoff to get Maxwell's book away from him. Looks like Maxwell's actually sleeping more than reading. XD Anyway go back to Stan and say No-P and he'll formulate a different plan. He says to Heyhoo Maxwell, so let's do that. Do it twice to tell Maxwell to stop. Go back to Stan and say No-P. Stan has no idea what to do so he'll ask Bijou what to do. Say Blash-T and that's our plan now. Go to Maxwell and say Blash-T twice to get a big fat lecture from Maxwell. Now go back to Stan and say No-P again. He says it's hopeless to get that book away from Maxwell so what Stan will do today will refrain from flirting from any girls at the park. So then Sandy will finally talk and say it's sweet of Stan not to flirt today and Stan says it's their day to Minglie (Play) Minglie is the key word we are missing here. So go back to Maxwell and say Maxwell. Maxwell will shut his book and will start lecturing you... but then he realises that this is a perfect day to Minglie so he goes to Sandy and Stan's screen. Watch the cutscene and learn Twirlie (Twirl) from Maxwell and Sandy. A love is saved. Also as a bonus if you go to the Tea Cups and watch the background as the ride is going you'll see Sandy and Maxwell riding in one. :3
Now we can go somewhere different but before we can do that let's do some minor clean up before we go.
Go back to the Popcorn stand and see a movie go to the green hammie and say Hamha and learn Lost-T (Lost) I smell a mission for later.... and toast. >3 Anyway back to the mini game corner go to the DigDig it place and go in front of the prize sign. Use Hamteam and the operator will teach you Goodgo (Good Luck) Alright back to the Clubhouse. At the Clubhouse here comes Harmony with our new spot. Boo Manor... off to my favorite level in the game!
Couple 9 Blue Tail and Shy Girl: HifHif, ah that new level smell. Anyway Boo Manor is a haunted house so to speak. I'm not sure if the rest of the house is haunted but you're going into a section of a wall that serves as the level. Anyway once your inside go straight ahead and you'll encounter a cutscene with Spat. He hears of a boorific prize if you complete the course. He forces himself in and says Bwahee too. Oh Spat how we love you and your crazy nonsensical words. Anyway after the cutscene the hamster blocking the enterance will move and if you say hi to him he will need a ID card to get inside. We don't have an ID card now so let's go back to the enterance. A flyer for Vendy's Boo Manor shop floats down. HifHif to obtain and read it. Vendy says s/he's selling a ID card so let's look up AKA Digdig next to the pipe and go up and find him/her. Apparently the ID card is 50 seeds so let's Blash-T it down to five seeds. Once gotten go back to the hamster in front of the hole where Spat got in. Say Ta-Dah and your in the contest! Now go straight ahead and you'll see the back of an old hamster. Here's a splendid idea let's use Heyhoo. He teaches you Thump-P (Startled) Now here's a word we need. IT'S BACKTRACKING TIME. But before that say Ta-Dah to the receptionist to get a Bronze card to open rooms in the manor.
|Sandy Bay Backtrack!|
Go to Sandy Bay's Pineapple Soccer area. Remember the Ta-Dah duo's letter? You need to give it to the hamster with the blue tail (yes apparently hamsters can have differently colored tails NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE IN HAMTARO LAND) Anyway use Thump-P on the striped colored pad. The hamsters will expose the color of their tail. Go to the blue tailed hamster and witness a cutscene that the author of the letter is the little shy grey hamster. A new love is born and they will teach you Jamout (Play Music) Alright I think that's enough beachiness for now. Let's go back to Boo Manor.
|The Fun Land Saga|
Couple 10 Strong Couple: Back at the first floor next to the guy who taught you Thump-P and go left twice and down the stairs into the basement. Tack-Q the wall near the end of the stairs in the basement to reveal a cave for rocks and things. Go to the right and witness a couple getting into a little scrape. Let's go in front of the blue one and say Thump-P and he will say Go-P (Bathroom) the girlfriend will defend him but he doesn't want that so they go back to being at opposite ends of the room. Anyway back to the reception desk. Right is a door but don't mind that, that's just one of those clothes shops. Go right some more and go up to the door and press A. That's how you get into those doors. Now your in a room of mirrors. HifHif the paper on the ground to reveal that some people were here first and learned something odd about the mirrors and it's not as odd as the Fakery Way mirrors in Sonic Adventure. Anyway search the back mirrors for a faulty mirror and to see that only Hamtaro appears and not Bijou. Use Go-P in front of the faulty mirror and see that the fake Hamtaro went into the depths of the mirror. Walk into the mirror and a ghosty hammie will challenge you to a duel. Stickie him three times in his cowering form to win a silver card. Once that's done HifHif the board, use Putput on the gap and when your done crossing Offdoff to collect it. Go back out the door to see your in the basement again and the couple left. Continue to the receptionist again and you'll see that Go-P hammie has lost his girlfriend. We'll get to that later. Go the elevator and use Hamlift and get on the elevator. Once you emerge you'll see Howdy and Dexter fighting again. Let's Hamha then Blash-T them. They'll stop fighting and teach Hamspar (Rival with more flamey animation) and walk off. Finding the boorific prize for Pashmina again eh? Anyway if your wondering the hamster in the portrat's eyes move a la Scooby Doo. Anyway go right and enter the first door. Use Hamspar on the fire place to set it alight. If only when we say certain words we do something cool like that. Anyway two elderly ghosts will appear. Talk to either of them to learn Nopookie (Dislike) and will dissapear. Oh by the way in the book cabinet if you Tack-Q it there will be a photo album saying something about the Mini Hams... not sure if it's talking about Mini Hamuzu but some people say yes. Leave the room and go left thrice, up the stairs and talk to the ghost. Say Tack-Q and he'll become super scary boo ghost. Just use Hamspar as the obvious as only fire can stop him. Enter the room and make a straight line for Dexter to only find a pit trap and watch Hamtaro fall to his doom. Alright kids game over, hope you enjoyed my walkthrough and... oh wait... Bijou is in control now. Apparently Dexter says that's how Howdy fell. So Dexter goes off to find a rope for Howdy. Now that your Bijou you can do basically any thing you could do when you are Hamtaro. No special Frenchy girly ribbon powers for you. Anyway back to the room where the fireplace ghosts were. Use Hamspar on the fireplace again. This time Tack-Q to both ghosts to learn a Hamchat. The cranky hammie will teach NokNok (Who's There? Um... no it's Knock) and the sweetie hammie will teach Pushie (Push) OK let's go to the elevator area, and left. This area seems one big empty hallway right? Let's NokNok the wall. Bijou will notice one of the walls in making a werid sound. Use Pushie on the wall and see that Hamtaro and Howdy are in a cage. They finally had some alone time and you ruined it for them congradulations. Oh well anyway Howdy will notice you and wake up Hamtaro. Bijou says that we need someone strong to bend these bars. Who else then a very strong couple? But we haven't seen one yet so let's explore some more. Go back up the stairs and go right until you see big green and purpleish hamsters. They can't seem to get the elevator open so why don't you tell them to help rescue Hamtaro by using Libert-T. They automatically know where to go so go back to the cage place. Watch the cuscene and learn FlipFlop (Switch) and see you got the strong couples love/friendshop together and Hamtaro and Bijou will be back together again.
Couple 11 Go-P and Closet Girl: I hope your still in the room with cage. Anyway out of the cage and into the back of the room you'll encounter a rope. Hamlift to pull it. Now go to the opposite of the room to find another mirror. Enter the mirror to play a find a fun game. The hamster will explain that whatever is in the closet you win. So you'll see a second preview of what to win, look closely for a yellow hamster shape, pick the right closet and you win the hamster that goes with the Go-P hammie. So you get booted out of the room and next to the Go-P hammie. You'll reunite them and learn DingDing (Realize) and have another love saved. BTW if you do want to play that game other prizes to get are sunflower seeds, acorns, rocks and a ghost. Sorry guys no Tom Hanks, John Travolta or R. Kelly.
Couple 12 Howdy and Dexter: So now we have those guys out of the way let's go back to the second floor and go right twice and in the room. Here's one of my favorite rooms in Boo Manor. This room has a casket and a piano, it's basically like a memorial room. Memorial to who? I have no idea but I think it's cool. Anyway here is Howdy and apparently Dexter while looking for the rope got himself stuck in the casket. So now we have to help him get out. Howdy says he tried everything, so normal Hamchat won't help out. This calls for some special Hamchat, the kind that you learned on the beach. We have the piano here so it's time to play Eight Melodies, so let's do a Jamout on the piano. Bijou is the one who plays the piano, but apparently not studying Maria enough because she can't play a full song. So we must find some place that can teach us how to play the piano. So leave the room for now and go up to the third floor. Keep continuing until you see a ghost dissapear behind a door. Enter the door to play a fun mini game. Scrub-E the tiles while pushing the boxes back to fend off the ghosts. If you win you get a Gold card. Get the Gold card, talk to the green of the strong pair of hamsters that helped you out before and they can't get the elevator to open so they decide to find another way. They leave so now you can use this elevator. Hamlift and go up to the fourth and final floor of the level. Go left and hopefully you have your sound on you'll hear a change in the background music to hopefully something you can recognize. Thump-P the green hamster listening to the music She'll teach Perksie (Listen) and then dissapear. Pushie the wall to reveal a secret piano room and another one of my favorite rooms. What's with me and pianos? I have no idea but having my own music/art study behind a wall is rather super duper coolio if I do say so myself. Anyway I suggest once entering the room you study the back of the room. There are some clues about the test that your going to be given when you learn how to play the piano. Anyway if you know what to do already Jamout on the piano and when Bijou states she wants to learn how to play the piano, a ghost will appear and offer you to learn how to play the piano. So first you listen to the song called Moonlight which is by Beethoven and played and the piano then he'll ask you a series of questions which are super simple. So if you get them all right, which I pray you should 'cause it's super easy you gain the ability to play pianos and got a new Ham-Jam which is the Moonlight song. Anyway back to the casket room, Jamout on the piano and release Dexter. Watch the cutscene and see that their love for each other is stronger and leard Stead-E (Solid).
Spat Mission: OK, I believe that's most of the couples we can knock out here. There is one more couple but that's more Fun Land then Boo Manor, so back to the fourth floor again. Continue going right until you find a ghost going into a wall. Tack-Q the spot where the ghost entered twice to open the wall. Enter the room and witness another of my favorite rooms! The room filled with creepy/cute dolls! And if you see that Spat is there. Don't bother him, he'll just sit there pretending to be a doll. Anyway step on the tiles to be greated by a friendly ghost and he says you made it to the final test. And now this is for the win. The ghost will ask extremely hard questions like showing a picture of a tulip and asking you if it's a sunflower or asking if chocolate is good for hamsters. Nah, seriously this is all basically common sense quetions so even the most dumbest of people can ace this quiz. After a little speech, Spat will reveal himself and start asking what the prize is. The prize is just the fact you made it this far together. So, Spat being the baby he is starts to poke the ghost with his pitchfork. How is this possible since it's a ghost and they are supposed to be immune to that kind of stuff? It's a video game so don't ask me. Anyway the host ghost will try to scare Spat off with a creepy hammie ghost but Spat still pokes. So apparently we have to scare him off. Use Nopookie and the ghost host will transform into a kitty cat. Spat is frightened and will dissapear into a mirror and leave Boo Manor. The host ghost will say everything is OK but Hamtaro and Bijou are cowerring because of the cat. Anyway the host ghost will transform back into himself and he'll give you five rocks in effort for saving him. By the way Rocks are different in this game then less time. Why? Does the word jewels mean anything to you? Anyway he has to wait for the next couple to come so he'll bid you farewell for now. (Yeah, he's going to be waiting for eternity.) Keep going left until you see mirror that says exit.
Alright hopefully you see that the Sunflower around Boo Manor is spinning now, that means all the Ham-chats there are learned. Yeah, 'tis a pity to see it go though we might have to come back here to finish a Fun Land quest. Speaking of Fun Land, let's go there now.
|Fun Land Part Duex|
Couple 13 Hank and Heidi: Your at Fun Land so that means it's clean up time! Let's go to the Ferris Wheel! So at the ferris wheel there's a sign that shows a man symbol and a woman symbol so what does that mean? Bathroom. Let's go in there because after all this adventuring, you need to pee or poop or do a number four! That's when you poop while holding hands. Anyway NokNok the stall that's in use and a hamster will come out. Say hi then Hamteam because he needs help talking to his girlfriend. Apparently his name is Hank and he sells propane and propane accesories. (BTW little known fact is that the person who does Hank on KotH is also hoodless Kenny in SP movie.) Anyway enter the ferris wheel and view Hank and Heidi's conversation box. Here's the Ham-chat combo you should use while the Ham-chat box comes up. Gossip-P, Koochie-Q and Smoochie. Once the ride is over you'll get their love back together again and learn Luck-E (Lucky)
Couple 14 Lost-T hammie and family: So once we got Hank and Peg.. er Heidi together it's time to find more couples and heal their hearts. Let's go to the concession stand and then up. Hey, it's Mr. Lost-T why don't we go up to him and say Hamha then DingDing. He'll run off somewhere. I think we should go up to the roller coaster and take a ride on it, we deserve a break! Go up and find the Lost-T hammie taking a ride. Seriously dude, you lost your wallet go look for it! Oh well, we have to ride the roller coaster with him if you want to talk to him. Ride the coaster, have loads and loads of fun and then once the ride is over tell him Lost-T then he'll dash off again. Go to the ferris wheel and down. Lost-T hammie will be on a bench. Say DingDing and he says he gives up... then Mothra comes by and lands in the grass patch. Say Hamha to the butterfly to watch a whole bunch fly up and feel happy. The Lost-T hammie will then realize this is where his wallet is. He digs around and finds it and goes back to his family. To the concession stand we go! Watch the movie and learn Trust-T (Reliable) and get a relationship repaired. Yay~
|Boo Manor Bite|
Couple 15 Mommy and Child Ghosts: Boo Manor once again! Ah, the love of ghosts and creepy things are back inside! Anyway let's go to the third floor and to the extreme right. You should be in a room with a crying hamster portrait and a rug that trips you. Use Lookie on the portrait and Bijou will say it sounds like someone is crying. Use Perksie and the portrait will become a ghost. Apparently the reason that she's crying is that her son has gone missing. So we should go find her son then! She says something about Fun Land so that's where we need to go.
|Fun Land Finish|
Go to Fun Land and keep going to different screens until you hear a intercom saying that the Ham Rangers show will be on soon. Go to the area where it's supposed to be and... here's the son! Use FussFuss. Come with us little boy, we have candies and games for you. Wait... no? You want to see the Ham Rangers show? Sigh... oh well I guess so. Alright talk to the guy in front of the gate and learn that some rangers are missing so let's find them. Here's a list of them, there are five of them and three are not present two of them are completly random and one of them is in the bathroom. Use FussFuss on them to get them to come.
Ham Red: Bathroom (He won't come for the first show.) (Leader)
Alright if you found everyone but Ham Red you should probably go to the bathroom and FussFuss. So he won't come out for the performance eh? What a wuss. Anyway let's go back to Boo Manor and Gasp-P the mommy. She will fix this with a proper wardrobe change and become Ham Red. You'll automatically go to Fun Land and see the Ham Rangers show which for time and space sake is just the opening credits. Watch the heartwarming reunion with the mother and son and learn Hardihar (Laugh). The both of them will return to Boo Manor. If you do go back and see them you'll see the portrait with the two of them happy. You can even talk to them, it's so cute and makes me warm and fluffy inside. Oh by the way, this has been troubling me for a huge huge HUGE amount of time. In the same room, the rug trips you. Ever since I got the game back when it first came out I had no idea what it's supposed to be, and I'm playing along here while I do this so I looked up Boo Manor rug and got that it's 20 seeds and you must go to the top of the rug and Tuggie. I hope that solves the mystery for you if you had trouble finding out what that was supposed to be.
Now, let's go get something from Fun Land that is the last thing we need... well I guess. Anyway say Hamha to the guard again then go offscreen and find out another one is going on. Don't worry the Rangers haven't moved, remember where they are and Ham Red will join in. After that the person guarding the gate will ask if you've been here twice, and you were! So he recognizes you as real fans he gives the Ham-Jam called Go Ham Rangers!
Back to the Clubhouse to get ourselves and brand new level. Harmony says it's called Wild Woods and the sunflower icon appears next to the green house type thing. That's where we need to go people. Harmony stays downstairs and teaches you Tran-Q (Peaceful) and Gofor (Goal) Now off to the Wild Woods.
Couple 16 Cappy and Seedric: Hey, beta level from Banjo Kazooie Fungus Forest! Just kidding this is Wild Woods, a jungle-y level for this game. Anyway the hole where you came from is I think the only exit in the level so you might be winding up here alot too. The mushrooms are full of sunflower seeds, laughing gas and spores. So be careful. Anyway go right and talk to an old hammie pacing about. He tells you there's a wedding going on and the wedding singer's not here. Apparently they couldn't get Mini Hamuzu so we have this late wedding singer. Anyway he teaches Wait-Q (Wait) so why don't we go down, then right, then down again and look who it is! Our good friend that really doesn't make a difference Cappy. So looks like he's talking to Spat huh? Let's talk to him once Spat has left. Hey, he's saying Pfft! Let's say Bizaroo to him. He tells us that Spat and him made a Hampact (Promise) and would buy an acorn cap from him. Wait a minute... acorn cap. OH CRAP! SEEDRIC! Quickly head to Sunny Peak again!
|Sunny Peak Tiny Noms|
Go to where you met Seedric! Try and enter the hole to be pushed out by Spat, while he claims not to steal Seedric's acorn cap. After he leaves you'll hear a voice inside, let's go in there and Hamha Seedric. Apparently he DID steal the cap and Seedric didn't see him do it. Seriously Seedric? That's like not seeing a moth equiped with a lightning bug. Anyway let's go back to Wild Woods, but before that go into that spring water and get some nice relaxation going on. Digdig twice for an egg and a Ham-Jam. Go back to Wild Woods and Cappy's screen.
|Wild Woods Cont.|
Say Lovedove to Cappy and he will run away because he said it's his hat and he won't let anyone have it, not even the Pope Snowball the Rabbit. So he'll run around in a circle offscreen. Go up and follow him. In one screen you'll be trapped by a NPC hamster named Bog. FINALLY A HAMSTER THAT DOESN'T HAVE A LAME NAME. Anyway he'll release that your not the hot spring egg he's looking for. After you've been released tell Bog to Hamteam with you to get Cappy. He'll understand and wait for Cappy to come by. Catching Cappy is really easy. Just follow him where he is when he runs off screen. If you ran correctly you should be at the place where you met Bog. Cappy will now be trapped in a cage. Go up to Cappy and say Bluhoo. He'll come to his senses that the person who has this cap must be really sad. Bog will release Cappy and all three of you will go to Seedric's hot spring in Sunny Peak.
|Sunny Peak MOAR TINY NOMS|
Cappy will go to Seedric and give his hat back and apologize. Both Seedric and Cappy will find out that hats are what they have best in common so they'll form a love for each other and teach Hamboree (Party LOOK AT THAT UGLY ANIMATION. XD) Anyway love saved you can go back to Wild Woods again.
|Wild Woods AGAIN|
Spat Mission: Alright, let's talk to Bog who is supposedly in the first screen. He's still bumed that we arn't the hot spring egg. Well here's a fabulous idea, let's give it to him. Say Ta-Dah and Bog will be happy and will teach us a special Ham-Chat to get around here. It's called Clingie (Hang) and you get to swing around on vines like Tarzan... with that really sucky song by Phil Collins. Where's the love for Blame Canada? Oh well, maybe I shouldn't be diving into other details. Anyway go back to where you first met Bog and go on the rock and Clingie the vine. You'll swing into a secluded place with... OMG IT'S SAKAKI-SAN! Um... I mean Jingle! Hey Jingle, what's up? Say Wait-Q and apparently he's the wedding singer for this wedding eh? Couldn't afford the Mini Hamuzu couldn't ya Wild Woods? Anyway go back to the place where you learned Wait-Q. Go up and watch the cutscene about two hamsters going into mawwidge. The Elder Ham looking hammie will give the couple a red marble in according to their wacky tradition. The two will begin their long journey up the stairs to be attacked by Spat. Spat's icon will form and blah blah blah. Elder Ham looking hammie will then say that a wicked hamster will come and take the marble away and the village will be plunged into sadness. I have an idea, after the cutscene let's go left. We'll see a mother and son and the son is upset. Talk to the yellow hamster to find out that the son's father was supposed to Minglie with him after the wedding. Why not Minglie with him, say Minglie and watch the silly cutscene. Afterwords he'll thank you and say Bye-Q (Goodbye) Anyway after we're done go to the first hut on the left and say Hamha and be greeted by a very ticked hammie wife. She'll teach HulaHula (Lollygag) and then realize that you aren't her husband. Sheesh, you think even hamsters have a peaceful life but some go out drinking or partying by what this hammie is talking about. Anyway exit the hut and enter the next hut. You'll see Vendy is trying to sell another thing to a poor hamster. Go up to Vendy and he'll try to sell something to you for five seeds. A rubber band, and do we need it. For what you ask? GUESS. Anyway the other hammie will thank you once Vendy leaves. She won't teach you anything but she'll be greatful. Go out the hut and back to the main woods. Once you enter the place where you learned Wait-Q, Bijou will notice a pattern forming. A bush will be formed somewhere and the bush will come out and reveal a hammie and he'll shoot you with a slingshot. After that you should head all the way to the right and then down and find Spat standing on a log thing in some swamp thing. Stand on the dirt circle and say Hayhoo. Spat will notice you and say 'sup and throw a stick at you. Thanks buddy, that's what we really needed. So go back up and all the way to left. Once you reached the village enterance that brat will attack you again. Anyway after he's done go to the left and enter a hamster's home. Talk to the hamster fiddling with things and say Putput. He'll put the rubber band and stick together to make a slingshot. It's time to go make Bart Simpson jelous of our amazing slingshot skillz. Exit by going right but the kid won't attack you. Here's an idea, go back to the village and right. The kid will attack the guards in front of the castle thingie of the person who rules the village. The kid will leave and the guards will complain and reveil that this is the kid of the village inventor. So, he has normal looking parents and he looks wrinkiled, so what is he? A raisin, too much sun, one of those Benjamin Button kids? Who knows, anyway head back down to the enterance and the kid will attack you again and you'll learn Hamscope *Aim* And now you can aim at him. Once you hit him, he will scurry off and never bother you again. Go back to Spat's screen, go into the dirt circle and use Hamscope. DO NOT hit him, hit the bee hive/wasp nest that's over him. The bees/wasps will make him dive into the murky water and drop the red marble while trying to avoid an alligator/crocodile. Wow, getting violent here eh Hamtaro? Anyway that's enough of Spat for the level.
Couple 17 Wedding Villagers: Collect the red marble and bring it back to the village, give it to the elder hammie and the marriage will be fully under way. A new love will be made and you'll learn Vast-T (Wide) Once the wedding is over talk to the elder hammie and learn that the last part of the legend involved two hamsters saving the wedding, and the reward is the red marble. The elder hammie will reward us the red marble and we will be on our merry way.
Couple 18 Bog and Ukki-chan: Go back to where you defeated Spat near that swamp thing and head down. This is where Bog, the egg and the monkey from Sunny Peak (I'll call him Ukki-chan for this walkthrough) reside. It seems that Ukki-chan is laying down for some reason. Tack-Q Ukki-chan and find out that Ukki-chan is sick from bad bananas. I WONDER WHO CAUSED THAT?! Anyway Bog will say that there would be some kind of medicine fruit up on a high cliff. Bijou will stick with Ukki-chan for now and Bog will follow you! Go all the way up and you'll find a cliff thingie and a plum-like berry hanging from a branch and a bird screem. Go all the way to the top and find that the Parakeet Gang is out to steal the fruit. Apparently no one in the woods likes them. I LIEK THEM, I LIEK BIRDS! Anyway it's mini-game time! Hamscope the green parakeet twice to win, but it's kind of going to be one of those timed shots, if you hit a blue parakeet Bog will take the damage. If Bog takes damage three times you have to try again. Anyway once you recieved the fruit head back down and Bog will give it to Ukki-chan. A friendship is saved and you learn Might-T (Strong) Ukki-chan will recognize you and Bijou says it's nice meeting you and now it's time to go, and you'll head to the right.
Couple 19 Inventor and his Wife: Go head back to the inventor's house. Looks like the two are in a tizzy. Talk to the wife hamster (the one in front of the board) then once she's done talk to the Inventor hamster (the blue-ish one) and he'll explain he needs a spoon from somewhere. The wife will be all frantic and wavvy so let's talk to her. She's seen a spoon somewhere one Sunny Peak and she wants us to go fetch it for her husband.
|Sunny Peak, the Quest for the Legendary Spoon Thingie.|
Sunny Peak, how come I feel like I've been here a million times already? Anyway let's continue with the game! Go into the caves and to the peak where you got mixed up with Arnie's Little Brother. Gogo the mine carts and you should be at the place where you learned RubRub. Go down and you'll see a sword-in-the-stone scenario. Go infront of the pedestal and insert the three colored marbles you acquired. Go up to the sword thing itself and use Tuggie. HERE IT IS THE MASTER SWORD... nah, the Legendary Spoon. It's a joke so obvious even I got it, and I don't play LoZ. So let's go back to Wild Woods and give the spoon the the wife.
|Wild Woods Finale|
Go back to the inventor's house and Ta-Dah the spoon to the wife. And now a cutscene will insue and their love will be healed and you'll learn Wake-Q (Wake Up)
NOW YOUR DONE WITH WILD WOODS! It's time to go back to the Clubhouse and get the new location from Harmony. She says that Spat has gone to Spat Tower.... SPAT HAS HIS OWN TOWER? WHAT'S HE DOING AT ALL THE OTHER LEVELS?! CAN'T HE GET HIS MINIONS TO DO IT IF HE HAS A TOWER?! Peh... well anyway let's pitter off now as Harmony always says.
Alright here we are at Spat Tower... though we arn't technacly there yet... we still have to enter the main lobby. Go up to the edge of the moat and use Hamha, Lookie, Heyhoo, Sesam-E and Stickie and Bijou will make a remark about we must fly through the air to get there. Let's see if we can shall we?
|Wild Woods Here for the Hampault.|
Wild Woods once again we have to go. Arn't we done with this place yet? Not quite, go to the inventor's house and say Hamha to the inventor and he will let us use the Hampault. We'll be automatcally transported to Spat Tower because who knows how the Hampault fits down in the tunnels and that hole thing.
|Spat Tower Cont.|
Alright the inventor will say it's all set up and ready to go. He'll then leave. Face the side of the spoon scoop and use Gogo and then Stickie to be hurled over the gates. You'll encounter a small cutscene with Spat talking to one of his minions (who screws up his catch phrase horribly... wonder if in the JP version he says something like Depi instead of Devi) and then he'll go inside his tower. You'll land afterwards and spook the minion. He asks who you are and he'll say you can't enter because you always interfere with Spat's super duper awesome plans. So let's solve this floor puzzle shall we? Here's the correct and final way to solve this puzzle. I've tested this puzzle many times and the jumbled up puzzle is always set at the same pattern so it's not to tough now that I have a key to it.
Left Wing: Move Left
With this combo the button will break and the drawbridge will drop down so you can transverse between the tower and the rest of the places. Now the minion will say that you solved the puzzle. Well dur-hey Mr. Minion what else did we do? Anyway let's go on. I have an idea since that door is blocked let's go in the other way! If you do procede you'll find out that this room is the rock room for this area but wait, inside you'll hear a voice. Go all the way up to the locked door with the star over it and use Perksie. You'll hear screams and noises from inside. Let's go back out and see Mr. Minion again. Say Passchat and he'll say that that's his precious sweetie in there. After he's done use Libert-T and he'll ask if you'll gain his and his sweetie their Libert-T back. Of course we are! It's part of the game and we do have to finish this after all! Anyway he'll let you in... and now here's where it gets super exciting.
|SPAT MISSION FINALE, DEVI DEVI DEBI DEBI DEVIHAMU-KUN BOSS BATTLE|
So we enter in la di frickin' da living in a truck down by the river yes yes. Hey here's Spat! What's up Spat. Again he'll say we are not invited to anything and now he says since we are such good pals (we did say Hamigos... REMEMBER THAT!) he'll unveil is super awesome secret to us. HAMINATOR 3000 COME HERE! And out comes a giant mecha head that looks like Spat. Bijou will say it's just a head and Spat will say the rest is unnecessery... because Mecha anime is stupid. [/shot] Anyway after his speach use Hamscope, apparently it doesn't do anything right now. We'll get blown away by Spat's Whirlwind... I didn't know Spat was a Pidgeotto! After we are swept away he gives a hint about a Love Shot. Once we are out Bijou will ask Mr. Minion about a Love Shot. He says a hamster named Harmony makes them. HARMONY MAKES THEM! Well c'mon Bijou we gotta go see Harmony! Go back to the Clubhouse.
Go upstairs and you'll see Harmony talking on the phone or writing in her diary or something. That's what her position reminds me of, teenage girls talking on the phone, prattling on about nothing. Blah, blah, blah. Anyways say ChukChuk and she'll ask not to give up and then we have to say Hamteam. Bijou will ask about the Love Shot and Harmony will have to read your Love Meter. I think if you want to get the Love Shots the meter has to have red liquid. SB had 16 loves rescued while I had 19 loves rescued so I'm guessing it has to have red liquid to have Love Shots. Anyway once you recieved the Love Shots go back to Spat Tower and go into where Spat is awaiting you.
In the room where Spat and his super robot is. Use Hamscope after he finishes talking. He'll realize that it's filled with Love Shots. Now he'll unleash a couple of attacks. One is a whirlwind attack and the other is a laser beam. At one point the head will open it's mouth. That's when you Hamscope inside the mouth. It can be at random so watch out. Once you got him the mecha will collapse and Spat will come out in a Harmony costume. Bijou will remark his costume and he looks at it and freaks out. He will teach us Pooie (Uncool) and with the last bit of strength the Haminator 3000 has will leave the map and forever will be gone. Congrats you beat Spat and now after some dialougue watch the FIRST credits roll.
|FIRST ENDING CREDITS|
Hamtaro and Bijou will dance to a long version of Hamour on a heart while some whimsy by Spat and Harmony.
Harmony will then congradulate you but you still have a couple left to go. So our next mission is rescuing the couple!
Couple 20 George and Captured Sweetie: As our first couple to rescue and with Spat out of the way for good, we need to get the key for the Star room in Spat Tower... I wonder how we can get the key... here's an idea... let's go back to Wild Woods.
|Wild Woods MOAR|
Back again in the jungle, so what do we do? We've obtain all Ham-Chats from this area. But this place is rather special... we get a special key that will help us on our journey. So go into the village, go right and go into the big mansion thingie that is guarded by a red and blue hamster. This ruler of the village (WHO IS A GIRL.... with a strange mustache thing.) has the key we need. How can we get it? By saying Pooie. If we say Pooie she'll say that she needs a Pooie accesory and will reward us with the Star Key if we get it for her. Wait... an accesory... are there such things in this insane hammy world? Yeah... um... back to the Clubhouse.
|Clubhouse for New Room|
So we enter the Clubhouse and see that Boss has moved. Let's talk to him. He says that the accesory room has been made so now we can take jewels and turn them into accesories! So that's what you were hiding. He'll also give us a board since he doesn't need it. So now we need to find the right rocks. Let's look at the list! We need one Banana Stone, one Ammonite and two Glass Beads... so where can we get rocks like that... Well just to be safe we must look from all locations... so.... look everywhere except Spat Tower. The gems will come at random so you might not get them all at first try even though they are common. BTW sometimes in rocks you will get an acorn, 10 sunflower seeds and the rock might even just dissapear! These events are at random though. Here's a trick to quickly finding the rock. These jewels usually come out after the first or second rub. If the rock turns red go to the next rock. After you've found the jewels you need go next door and talk to the hamster at the counter. He'll say he'll take your jewels and make them into neat accesories for you. You'll have to pay a price for them so make sure you have 20 or more seeds with you... infact if you got any acorns in your rock polishing, take them to Seedric to trade for 20 seeds an acorn. Anyway while talking to the hamster at the counter jewel cards will be presented on the screen. All jewel cards will be in your inventory say if you have one Ruby a Ruby card will appear on the screen but if you don't have a Ruby even though you got a Ruby disciption in your jewel pouch on the select screen the jewel card will not be available. Anyway select either Banana Stone, Ammonite or Glass Bead jewel cards and you'll be asked to select an accesorie. Three accesorie cards will be pulled up, but sometimes the accesorie will be at random. So find the Pooie Earring (which looks cool to me, don't know why they would call it uncool) and pay 20 seeds for it. You'll recieve the earrings and now you have to go on your merry way back to Wild Woods.
|Wild Woods Visit|
So go back to the village ruler princess girl and say Ta-Dah. She'll reward you with the Star Key as promised. Now back to Spat Tower for the final couple.
|Spat Tower Revisit|
You'll noticed that the Spat theme is gone and another song is it's replacement. (I kind of like this song.) Go into the cave and unlock the door and go inside. You'll see a pudgy hamster watching television. You'll hear some voices on the TV and the minion will come rushing in to save his sweetie. The pudgy hamster will tell him to be quiet as the TV reveals the guilty hamster and the pudgy hamster will laugh out how awesome that show is. Now the minion will ask where's his sweetie and the pudgy hamster will reveil it's her and the minion's name is George. Apparently since Spat has kept her in this place it's no real room to excersize but George will be all relived that she's OK. Miss Pudgy Pants will say Swellie (It's OK) and now they are a couple again. Bijou will say how awesome it is to be with her beloved Hamtaro and we'll exit and leave these two alone. Once we are out of their fur Bijou will say that our Love Meter is full and we will automaticly go to the Clubhouse.
|Clubhouse Credits and SURPRISE|
We'll automatcily go to the beds where Harmony is and show her the good news. Once she seen another credits will begin.
|CREDITS PART DUEX|
Various conversations between the 20 couples we saved will be viewed with the extended version of Hamour. (I love Sandy and Maxwell's part, poor Maxy. XD)
So once the credits are done Harmony says that there is one more couple to go. Bijou will say that there isn't anyone left that she can recall. Harmony says the couple is standing right in this very room. What Harmony, do you have like a turd in your pocket or something? Bijou will realize who it is and Harmony says that we are very much in Smoochie since we saved all those couples. Hamtaro and Bijou will step forward and two broken hearts will form over their heads and repair itself. The Love Meter menu will reveil itself and fill itself fully with rainbow liquid. And we are apparently a couple in love. (I'm not to big on HamtaroXBijou. I'm more of a OxnardXHamtaro supporter and Bijou can just go die... she's annoying.) So now that we have a love boost we can learn a new Ham-Chat from Harmony! She'll fly downstairs and now we go downstairs. Talk to Harmony and the speech will begin with her being the all lovey Harmony, Blah blah blah... our word of the day is LaLaLaLa (Sing) so now we can be like Jigglypuff and put our foes to sleep. Now I do believe that we have all Ham-Chats from Harmony so let's talk to Postie (who sits by the photostudio) and he'll say we can enter a Ham-Chat contest. Let's go all the way behind the couch thing up to a pedestal and use Lookie. Bijou will say this is for the new Ham-Chat contests. Let's use all the words and once we are done give it to Postie and we'll be on our way. When you come back to the Clubhouse Postie will be back with the prizes but for now let's go to Sunny Peak for a little clean up.
|Sunny Peak Clean Up.|
Go all the way to the mining cart area where you first encountered Vendy selling you the banana peel. Go up the rope and we'll see that it's Sexual Harassment Panda... er I mean Panda... so he was here the whole game. Sheesh I don't think they use Cappy and Panda too often. Cappy disappears after you exit Seedric's hot spring once you made them a couple and Panda just hangs around here. So let's say Hamha to Panda and he'll ask for an assistant to get three boards and a strap. Hopefully you got the three boards from Sandy Bay, Boo Manor and Boss and the strap from here. He'll be happy to take those things off your hands. He'll Heyhoo you guys once he's done. So let's go down the rope into the mining cart. In the RubRub place and another ride in the mining cart. Panda will Heyhoo you now. Go back to Panda. He'll be excited that the bridge is finished. Say Hamha and he'll sit back and watch his gorgeous work. (Oh please Pandy, I can tell you what's gorgeous, peacocks, garnets, Blanket Kenny, hibiscus. THAT KIND OF STUFF.) Anyway he'll teach Hamtast (Perfect) and we'll never talk to him again. Anyway cross the bridge into what seems like nothing. Which is probably nothing anyway, Panda said he built this bridge and it leads to nowhere. Oh well, maybe they didn't have enough engine space to make where the bridge goes an entirely new area so we just have that thing on the rock. Speaking of which Tack-Q the rock to get that thing. We just got ourselves a Rainbow Key. Now I do believe that's all the Ham-Chats in Sunny Peak so let's exit this place. We see that we have all the sunflowers spinning on all locations except for Sandy Bay. Let's go check it out!
|Sandy Bay Finale|
So here we are at Sandy Bay to get things done. So let's go to Dizzy For You Island to get all the things we need. Go into the place where you practice your moves and actually practice your moves. You can have any word combo you want, you just have to have HulaHula in one part of it. Once your done you'll win a rock (that has a Topaz inside it) Now the next part is kind of tricky. Let's exit the room go right and talk to the hamster walking around. If he doesn't say 'Hamtaro and Bijou! I saw your dancing!' on the first try just talk to him again. He'll teach Greatchu (Great) 85 Ham-chats! Just one more and we're almost complete! Let's go back into the practice room and practice for the last round. Now I'm not sure which combo works best but when I worked my way to the top of A Class I used this combo.
Once you win you'll get another rock (Diamond this time, we should have enough of those since the ghost that we rescued in Boo Manor gave us five of those.) Now Boss and Harmony will approach us in the practice room. (HOW DID YOU GUYS GET PASS THE SECURITY?!) Anyway we'll be tought Hamcheer (Congradulations) and Boss and Hamtaro will be smacked with a fan. XD Anyway look! our Ham-Chat dictionary is filled! Now it's time for the final credits!
|CREDITS DIFFERENT SONG!|
Hamtaro and Bijou will walk by some NPCs and Ham-Hams they met on their journey to save love, instead of Hamour playing a GBA remix of I'm Your Ham from Ham-Hams Unite will play!
Now that we have all loves and Ham-Chats what can we do now?! Bijou says we should make some wonderful accesories! But before accesories let's go over the Jewels we get... but before that let's get the Ham-Jams in order!
The Ham-Jams are back! There are 10 just like before but 9 of them have been replaced and one still remains. You can probably guess which one is remained. XD
1. Hamtaro Time
2. Condor's Wings
3. Great Springs
4. Hidden Riches
5. Dizzy For You
6. Flower Waltz
7. Go Ham Rangers
9. Monkey Salsa
Jewels are rather interesting arn't they? They come in all kinds of shapes, sizes, colors and all that awesome stuff. :3 This game has 13 real jewels and the rest are fake. Let's get started!
Peace Moon (My favorite of the rarer jewels!)
Ice Stone (Where it would be found... was Fun Land a Ice level in the beta game?)
Rainbow Stone (It seems that the super rare jewels like using unique in their discription...)
Garnet (My favorite of the regular jewels!)
Diamond (I hate this jewel so much, so so much.)
Ruby (If it's the queen, then who's the king, prince, princess, duke, archduke, knight, joker, ace, serfs, etc?)
Topaz (Would make a wicked spear head.)
Cube Stone (GAMECUBE!)
Cheese Stone (Yummy~~)
Storm Stone (PIKACHU!)
Ham Stone (HAMTARO!)
Banana Stone (Ring ring ring ring ring BANANA STONE!)
Berry Stone (It's the Deathberry!)
Sweet Stone (CHERRIES!)
Ammonite (It's like Pokemon's Omanyte or Omastar)
Dino Fossil (Looks like the only dinosaur was the T-rex)
Accessories? What are they you ask? Well Bijou has accessories, her hair ribbons. So basicly they are little touch-ups to your outfits! In this game they come in broaches, anklets, bracelets, rings, crowns, earrings (don't worry Bijou and Hamtaro have their ears pierced for the occasion. XD) and many other things. There are some things that I even want to have. Anywho here's the list!
1. Cobra Crown
2. Rose Choker (I want this. <3)
3. Rose Pin (Ooh! I want this too.)
4. Grape Pin
5. Butterfly Pin
6. Silver Key
7. Heart Tiara
8. Dinosaur Bracelet
9. Wing Pin
10. Amber Pin
11. Heart Earrings (This is cute. :3)
12. Cube Ring
13. Cobra Necklace
14. Gem Box
15. Bijou's Ribbon (YOU CAN MAKE HAMTARO WEAR BIJOU'S RIBBON. X3, it's not really her ribbon though, it just looks better.)
16. Rose Tiara (I like this one too.)
17. Emerald Pin
18. Ice Earrings
19. Ancient Pin
20. Emerald Ring (Why call it that when it only has a Peridot?)
21. Mount Fuji (Yes, even you can wear Japan's famous mountain on your neck.)
22. HM Earrings
23. Crystal Heart Pin (This is cute also!)
24. Fairy Earrings
25. Storm Ring (Being the numbers, is this a salute to Pikachu?)
26. Sweet Earrings
27. Topaz Ring
28. Mystic Pin
29. Courage Seal
30. Leopard Bow
31. Delichu Anklet (AH HA A LOST HAM-CHAT!)
32. Cheese Earrings (Eh... I wouldn't want this to be my earrings, they look like pizza, and who would want to have pizza for earrings. D: )
34, Storm Charm
35. Antique Crown
36. Ham Bonbon
38. Banana Pin
39. Fruit Basket (NO ONIGIRI IN THIS ONE!)
40. Ham Pendant
41. Wind Bracelet
42. Romantic Pin
43. Ocean Helmet (With a little bit of Aries.)
44. Dotted Tiara
45. Goku's Tiara (Named after the monkey?)
46. Goku's Bracelet (Kamehameha!)
47. Romantic Bonbon
48. Clover Ring (Won't mind if I own this in RL, it looks awesome.)
49. Tear Earrings (These are also cool!)
50. Ocean Necklace (I WANT)
51. Topaz Pendant
52. Smoochie Anklet
53. Feather Earrings
54. Pooie Earrings (Hopefully you got this combo down!)
55. Royal Heart
56. Berry Anklet
57. Fang Anklet
58. Ice Crown (This looks pretty awesome.)
59. Diamond Bracelet (Looks more like a wedding ring.)
60. Ice Anklet
61. Antique Necklace
62. Clear Bonbon
63. Shell Earrings (This looks cute!)
64. Monkey Anklet
65. Dotted Earrings (These look very 50's... very eww looking.)
66. Berry Earrings
67. Fang Earrings (I love these!)
68. Crystal Monarch
69. Rainbow Wings
70. Star Bracelet (I have this one in the game! I'd love to own one in reality though, it looks gorgeous!)
71. Storm Tiara
72. Fire Crown
73. Wave Pendant
74. Ice Crystal
75. Ocean Belt (Aquaman?)
76. Hamwood Star (Like Hollywood Star?)
77. Rainbow Road (MARIO!)
78. Sun Pin
79. Frozen Heart
80. Galactic Anklet (I'd loooove to own this.)
You know Snoozer and Howdy and Dexter and Maxwell, Sandy and Cappy and Panda and Jingle.... but do you know that there are more than the just the standard 15 Ham-Hams? Yes, these hamsters are like Pokemon, there are a bunch of them with different personalities, abilities and appearances! Here are the Exra Hammies of Ham-Ham Heartbreak!
Seedric/???-kun (Please give JP name if known.)
AND WE'RE DONE!